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The Library of Terry Olynik

Terry Olynik Occupation: Absentee Duke Of Serutan
State: Bemused
Country: Canada
Member Since: August 2005
Last Login: 08/03/2015


Pessimist extrordinaire!
Wrestled poodles (and won!)
Never killed a guy with a snow shovel (O.K., O.K. - never CONVICTED).
Once spilled a drink on Bo Diddley
Have never lied about lying
The Padma Lakshmi restraining order has expired
Gives blood to people who don't want it.



"In this sad room,
In this dark gloom,
We live like beasts" *

*J.P. Donleavy

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August 26 Day Of The Monkey
August 26 Day Of The Monkey		 Haiku, Tanga, Senryu etc.
Haiku, Tanga, Senryu etc.		 Humor
Humor		 Journal
Journal		 Love! (Gone horribly wrong).
Love! (Gone horribly wrong).		 Odes To Pathetic.org
Odes To Pathetic.org

Title Date Posted Date Created Ratings
Votes Creativity Form Imagery Overall
  Time Bandit 12/5/2009 12/05/2009 2 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  Trading Your Four Year Old For A 72 Ounce Bag Of Jumbo Cashews 06/25/2013 06/25/2013 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  TREADMILL 10/3/2006 10/02/2006 1 Outstanding Outstanding Flow Evocative Memorable
  TRUTH 11/27/2010 11/27/2010 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  TUCSON 10/16/2005 10/15/2005 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  TUCSON (A Sad Repost) 01/12/2011 01/12/2011 5 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  Turtles In Purgatory (Salt To Taste) 06/6/2013 06/06/2013 1 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  Twenty-Five Storey Poem 03/3/2015 03/03/2015 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  TWENTY YEARS 08/18/2005 07/22/1968 2 Outstanding Well-Framed Evocative Well Written
  UNTIL 03/28/2010 03/28/2010 1 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  UNTITLED 08/18/2005 08/17/2005 2 Outstanding Well-Framed Evocative Well Written
  Upon Rending Your Palazzo Pants While Shoplifting A Cornish Hen 07/29/2013 07/29/2013 1 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  VAINGLORIOUS 08/22/2006 08/21/2006 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  VERANDA MUSINGS 11/22/2006 11/21/2006 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  VESUVIOUS 10/30/2006 10/30/2006 1 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  Walter 09/27/2013 09/27/2013 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  We All Go Down To Blood Forest 02/7/2010 02/06/2010 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  What Is Poetry 07/5/2008 07/05/2008 1 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  When Christmas Puppies Catch On Fire 12/17/2013 12/17/2013 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Where The Monkeys Buried My Brother's Head 11/8/2012 11/08/2012 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  White Cats 05/13/2010 05/12/2010 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Why Harvey Keitel Keeps Sending Me Scented Bath Soaps 08/11/2011 08/11/2011 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Why I Save Every Drop Of My Urine In Plastic A&P Bags 03/10/2010 03/09/2010 2 Imaginative Competent Descriptive Clever
  Why The Animal Kingdom Laughs At Humans 04/11/2010 04/10/2010 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Why Watching Women Sleep Is Like Unknowingly Eating Tofu 01/17/2013 01/17/2013 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
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