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When Christmas Puppies Catch On Fire

by Terry Olynik

When Christmas puppies catch on fire
Children shriek at the canine pyre.

When Christmas puppies catch on fire
Parent's angst could grow no higher.

When Christmas puppies catch on fire
Everyone's appetite loses all desire.

Unless they were wiener dogs.

12/17/2013

Author's Note: Hot Xmas dogs to you and yours. Christmas poem of the day? I think not.

Posted on 12/17/2013
Copyright © 2025 Terry Olynik

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Clara Mae Gregory on 12/18/13 at 02:35 PM

Weiners or New Yorkers https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/burnt-weiners-comic-book-podcast/id348872304?mt=2

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