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The Library of Terry Olynik

Terry Olynik Occupation: Absentee Duke Of Serutan
State: Bemused
Country: Canada
Member Since: August 2005
Last Login: 08/03/2015


Pessimist extrordinaire!
Wrestled poodles (and won!)
Never killed a guy with a snow shovel (O.K., O.K. - never CONVICTED).
Once spilled a drink on Bo Diddley
Have never lied about lying
The Padma Lakshmi restraining order has expired
Gives blood to people who don't want it.



"In this sad room,
In this dark gloom,
We live like beasts" *

*J.P. Donleavy

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August 26 Day Of The Monkey
August 26 Day Of The Monkey		 Haiku, Tanga, Senryu etc.
Haiku, Tanga, Senryu etc.		 Humor
Humor		 Journal
Journal		 Love! (Gone horribly wrong).
Love! (Gone horribly wrong).		 Odes To Pathetic.org
Odes To Pathetic.org

Title Date Posted Date Created Ratings
Votes Creativity Form Imagery Overall
  STEPHANIE KNOWS 07/17/2008 07/17/2008 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Stop. Hey. What's That Sound? Everybody Look What's Going Down. 11/14/2005 11/14/2005 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Subluxation 01/9/2009 01/08/2009 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  SUBTERFUGE 04/20/2006 04/20/2006 2 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  Superbowl Deus 02/2/2013 02/02/2013 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  That's What SHE Said 08/26/2011 08/26/2011 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  The Bitterman Chronicles (1) 11/30/2009 11/29/2009 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  THE BUTTERFLY & THE BEE 01/20/2007 01/19/2007 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  The Day Baby Jesus Fought Godzilla 05/5/2014 05/05/2014 1 Original Awkward Lifeless Needs Work
  The Day Santa Died 12/19/2008 12/19/2008 2 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  The Death Of Romance (a.k.a. Whacking The Winged-Cherub) 02/13/2008 02/13/2008 1 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  THE ELITE 08/16/2005 12/12/1969 2 Outstanding Well-Framed Evocative Well Written
  THE END 10/7/2007 10/07/2007 2 Outstanding Outstanding Flow Evocative Well Written
  THE HAUNTING 08/27/2005 08/26/2005 2 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  THE JOURNEY 01/13/2006 01/13/2006 1 Brilliant Well-Framed Vivid Well Written
  The Killing Season (Most Sublime) 10/9/2005 10/09/2005 1 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  The Life Cycle Of Love 07/24/2014 07/24/2014 3 Outstanding Well-Framed Evocative Well Written
  THE POETS 10/8/2006 10/07/2006 2 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  The Rapture (And Attendant Questions) 05/21/2011 05/21/2011 6 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  There Has Never Been A Single Mention Of Blue Soup On This Site 11/14/2012 11/14/2012 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM....GUANTANAMO BAY? - Explicit 08/20/2005 08/19/2005 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM...GUANTANAMO BAY? (RED STATES VERSION) - Explicit 08/20/2005 08/20/2005 1 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Descriptive Memorable
  The Two Nights Mother Teresa Sexually Abused Regis Philbin 10/14/2011 10/13/2011 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Three Rivers 09/26/2009 09/25/2009 1 Brilliant Well-Framed Evocative Memorable
  Tilly Pours Herself A Drink 02/18/2009 02/18/2009 1 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
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