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NEWLY DISCOVERED CHAUCER!

by Terry Olynik

Strawberry pie,
Strawberry pie,
Gimme some more,
Or I'll punch you in the eye.

Yo.





-Geoffrey Chaucer 1375 (possibly)



09/30/2014

Author's Note: Prove me wrong.

Posted on 09/30/2014
Copyright © 2025 Terry Olynik

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Philip F De Pinto on 10/02/14 at 01:35 PM

Yo! I can't prove you wrong, nor can I prove you right, but you write mighty fine, so fine Chaucer would be proud, so proud he'd give you his last slice of strawberry pie.

Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 11/08/14 at 11:04 PM

Clever. I think Chaucer would be more interested in expressing further the connection between the one with the pie and the one demanding it.

Posted by Laura Doom on 12/25/14 at 11:53 PM

I believe he was partial to a damson in distress, with custard...

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