Bubba and Sis were married just six months when she came with child.
Bubba refused to give up his duck hunten’ boggen’ an Coors, He spet all their money in a strip culb.
One day they was out in the back forty diggen’ potatoes when they started to fight.
Screamen’ back an forth ain’t no ones around to hear. Bubba done went and said
“ Sis, you tits is saggy I ain’t gunna give you dollars like I do Heather down at the club, now she’s a real woman, smart and all.”
The baby inside Sissy stopped sloshen’ an the babe held tight.
Sissy raged an swung Gran Daddy’s Jim’s tater puller an hog gut cleaner swift into bubba’s skull.
The End.

01/07/2012

Posted on 01/07/2012
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