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Sculptured Poochies

by Terry Olynik

It's a darn braille train schedule world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn lonely lugubrious world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn coughing barista world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn California baptismal world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn sporadic gunfire world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn disputed water bill world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn discounted Blistex world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn Good Friday morning filled with platitudes
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn wife and gum swapping world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn Babe Ruth themed kitchen shelf paper world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn bloody chattering wisdom teeth world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn toaster electrocution world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn bent seven iron world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn beheaded step-sister world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn unarmed Royal Mounted Police world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn day-glo Wordsworthian world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn unscripted bed bug world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn landlady oral sex for breakfast world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn Mount Vesuvius tourista world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn bottomless striped pajama world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn Battle Of The Bulge/bands world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn overcooked rotini world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn pistol-packing Larry David world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn lose your thumbs playing baccarat world
When poodles win
When poodles win.

It's a darn no blue box-cutter world
When poodles win
When poodles win

It's a darn black light Three Stooges poster world
When poodles win
When poodles win

It's a darn front pleated-pants world
When poodles win
When poodles win

It's a darn Desilou world

When poodles win


When poodles



Carry off and devour shrieking red-haired tots.






09/29/2011

Posted on 09/30/2011
Copyright © 2025 Terry Olynik

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Clara Mae Gregory on 09/30/11 at 06:24 AM

Hey-I thought this was pretty artistically good...until that last line...broke my heart...which means of course, that this is very good!

Posted by Clara Mae Gregory on 09/30/11 at 06:29 AM

The RATING PROCESS was equally pleasurable... a stimulating experience spawned...all because of the words of your genius.....which I love :)

Posted by Clara Mae Gregory on 09/30/11 at 06:35 AM

oh yeah, please forgive me Pathetics, but I forgot to mention how much I love this word lugubrious which means:mournful, dismal, or gloomy, especially in an affected, exaggerated, or unrelieved manner: lugubrious songs of lost love....I learned a new word today...and I like it. :)

Posted by Clara Mae Gregory on 09/30/11 at 06:36 AM

This is more than poetry-It is Art. ~Hugs, M

Posted by David Maurice on 10/01/11 at 02:28 AM

ok, you need to make this a song if it isn't already, the repetition was making me drum on my desk while wondering what exactly would happen next if the poodles won. Hell, I'm still wondering, actually.

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