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Can't Believe You Killed The DJ

by Terry Olynik

It was your slit skirt
A vee pointing to your vee
Buying you Cuban rum
Served sloppily
In pretentious brandy glasses
Debating the sad truths
Of female dominant sexual positions
Giving me a black eye
On our liquor run
You and your damned
Laugh-induced snot bubble.
Let's walk around
And drink some more.

04/10/2011

Posted on 04/10/2011
Copyright © 2025 Terry Olynik

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Clara Mae Gregory on 04/10/11 at 04:23 PM

I'm sorry...but this is too funny...and I am rotfwl.

Posted by E. A. Pugh on 04/10/11 at 07:17 PM

Yes pretty funny. Great 3 last lines!

Posted by Clara Mae Gregory on 04/11/11 at 01:38 AM

Oh, I see you added a few lines...I like it even better with the revision....great lines..

Posted by V. Blake on 04/14/11 at 04:50 AM

I see you never came up with a word for "female dominant sexual positions." It's cool though--it works fine as it is. This poem makes me want rum. Good thinkin'.

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