Dea-maidin mban uaisle,
is é seo do labhairt attendant eitilt.





Cuir fasten do criosanna sábhála.
An Captaen D'iarr mé a chur i gcuimhne duit,
níl aon caitheamh tobac ceadaithe sa leithreas.
Agus a insint duit, tá muid ag dul síos!


Down!


Down!


Ba chóir go Ár tuirlingt éigeandála fiery isteach sa sliabhraon thíos
dúinn a bheith sách painless. Is í an teocht ag an suíomh muid
ag triall ar seasca is naoi céimeanna faoi bhun náid brisk.
Ba chóir cúnamh speisialta ag teastáil uait tuirlingt eitleán seo,
ná bíodh aon leisce ort glaoch a chur ar do comhghafach eitilte.
Deochanna agus beidh bricfeasta mór-roinne a sheirbheáil go pras ag
08:47 ag an gheata Heaven's lonnaithe sa phríomh comhthionól;
compliments ar ár dTiarna Íosa Críost.
Tá fáilte roimh chách páirt a ghlacadh sa béile
glorious cé is moite de Oirmhinneach Fredrick Phelps
den Chomhphobal Hillsboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Kansas,
ina suí di i ndiaidh a chéile dhá, ceithre suíochán.
Tá sé ag dul chun ifreann.


Ifreann!


Ifreann!


Mar gheall ar Freddy, ponc www Dia duit fuath dot com.
Go raibh maith agat as eitilt ár spéir cairdiúil.
Agus tá an lá go deas.




www dot god hates you dat com




Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your flight
attendant speaking. Please fasten your seat belts. The
Captain has asked me to remind you, there is no
smoking permitted in the lavatories. And to tell you,
we are going down!


Down!

Down!


Our fiery crash landing into the mountain range below us
should be relatively painless. The temperature at the site
our destination is a brisk sixty-nine degrees below zero.
Should you require special assistance disembarking this
plane, please do not hesitate to call upon your flight attendant.
Beverages and a continental breakfast will be served
promptly at 8:47 am at Heaven's gate located in the main
concourse; compliments of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Everyone is welcome to participate in this glorious meal
with the exception of Reverend Fredrick Phelps of
the Hillsboro Baptist Community Church, Topeka, Kansas,
sitting in row two, seat four. He is going to hell.


Hell!

Hell!


Because Freddy, www dot god hates you dot com.
Thank you for flying our friendly skies.
And have a nice day.

01/12/2011

Posted on 01/12/2011
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