Omar Qaddafi: Where's the beef? Talk my people to our 20 billion off shore oil deal.

Man with accent: Omar, you are such a mess! Your hair, your nails, even your oil is greasy!

Omar Qaddafi: Thank You, creature with horns, up your high-way too.

Allah, shamalla, salome, salam, oil, ya ya, lady ga ga.

Man with accent: Pardon me, mon ami?

Omar Qaddafi: Oil oil boo boil - banana fana foo foil - fee fie moo moil - oil!

Man with accent: You make perfect sense.

Omar Qaddafi: Ta ta ma lala wawa. Now, speak the fuuny to Americans.

Now, or no oil juice! Make the funny to America ... blue-eyed devil man!

Man with accent: Excuse pee?

Omar Qaddafi: I love eggs with spam, man.

Man with accent: I see. (music interlude) Enough is enough! It's raining. It's pouring.

Omar Qaddafi: Make the funny talk to America! Now, goose man, now!

Man with accent: Thank you all the small people for allowing British Petroleum

to destroy an eco-system so rich and vibrant and critically important to the health

of your little, cute planet, that all of us monster aliens with accents

want to finish you off before our new year. 2134 here on planet Whacked.

Ooops. Stupid you - tasty - good - ^%#* me, me, me! Hal? I'm afraid I can't do that.

I mean - small tiny human people, I am sorry, I meant planet Earth.

Little people, eat cake ... I just want my life back.

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07/17/2010

Posted on 07/17/2010
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