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Faux Cowgirl

by Terry Olynik

Seconds before their relationship would end,
Tye, (professional bull rider)
Shouted to Angie (promising calf roper), above Steppenwolf,
"Want another Lone Star?"
As he headed to the fridge.

Wondering about the delay
And thinking she had heard the back door slam,
Angie was horrified as she entered the kitchen
To find the fridge door open
And a quart of soy milk thrown to the floor.



02/06/2009

Posted on 02/07/2009
Copyright © 2025 Terry Olynik

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 02/07/09 at 06:06 AM

The plot thickens? Even if it doesn't, I still like this a lot.

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 02/07/09 at 03:51 PM

Sounds like a FarSide moment to me. Ha!

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