In high school,
you had big dreams for stardom:

you wrote original music
you played piano
you took voice lessons
you tried stand up
you took acting classes.

"I'm going to Hollywood to make it big! If I don't make it, I can always teach aerobics."

Ten years later, you looked amazing at the reunion. I assumed you probably taught aerobics.

"I just got my SAG card; I'm in AFTRA. I made a movie for Showtime."

"That's amazing, Lori. Congratulations."

I went home to check online. And sure enough there lists your credits:

Nudity Required (2003)
"Passion Cove" (1 episode, 2000)
"The Pleasure Zone" (1 episode, 1999)
King's Pawn (1999) (TV)
Pleasure Zone: Volume 2 (1999)
Vampire Time Travelers (1998)
I Got the Hook Up (1998)
"Hot Springs Hotel" (1 episode, 1998)
The Sexperiment (1998)
Confessions of a Call Girl (1998)
Sex Files: Double Identity (1998)
Treasure (1997)
I Love Lesbians Too (1997)
Virtual Encounters (1996
"Beverly Hills Bordello" (1 episode, 1996)
"Compromising Situations" (2 episodes, 1995-1996)
Tender Loving Care (1995)
Bare Essentials (1995)
Emmanuelle: A World of Desire (1994/I) (TV)
Emmanuelle 7: The Meaning of Love (1994) (TV)
Emmanuelle 4: Concealed Fantasy (1994) (TV)
Femme Fontaine: Killer Babe for the C.I.A. (1994)
Emmanuelle: First Contact (1994)
Emmanuelle 6: One Final Fling (1994) (TV)
Emmanuelle 5: A Time to Dream (1994) (TV)
Nude Nurses (1993)

This isn't what I expected. But it does make sense.

I wish you would have taught aerobics.

01/21/2008

Posted on 01/21/2008
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