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Observations From The Pathetic.org Halloween Party (Revised) by Terry Olynik
Wherein members names determined their costumed personas
{Revised by order of Michelle Angelini}
There's Philip F De Pinto
Hanging with Jennifer Kidney
And William Bean.
Karis and Raymond Wright
Looking ready to takeoff.
Jim Benz
All chrome and class.
Jesse Valentine
Obviously at the wrong party.
Steve Baba
Along with forty friends.
Andrew, Bonnie and Julie Adams
A creepy family.
Can't find Matt Forget
Perhaps the party slipped his mind.
Standing by themselves
All about the hall,
For reasons quite unknown
Shy Leigh, Mikel Morbid, Ariana Fink,
Christina Butcher, Laura Doom
Cindy Colon and Dylan Somber.
Over at the D.J. booth
Peter Funk, Duke Sinatra and Jim Medley.
Mag Pye
Screeching and complaining.
Shereena Hickey
Trying to hide out of sight.
Richard Fish and Emma Turtle
Taking a dip in the punch bowl.
Erin O'Hara
Dressed in scarlet and lace.
Jesse Virgo
Looking quite chaste.
Alessandro Gallo behind the bar
Decanting and pouring wine.
Serving veal scallopini
Vegetarian Michelle Angelini.
Meagan and Riley Green
Separating plastic from paper.
And a final fitting image
As if more were really needed,
There's Bethany Butts and Kimberly Bare
Once again proving that less is more.
10/31/2007 Author's Note: This year's party, for once slap-fight free, was highlighted by the spectacular Gavin Roy/Pussycat Dolls Monster Mash production number, and was marred only by the two bobbing-for-apples fatalities and the inevitable ejection of Michelle Angelini (for attempting to spike the punch with Kombucha).
Posted on 10/31/2007 Copyright © 2025 Terry Olynik
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Alison McKenzie on 11/03/07 at 05:28 PM I KNEW I should have been invited!!! LOL. This is adorable. I know you hate that word, which is exactly why I used it. Hehe. |
| Posted by Michelle Angelini on 11/04/07 at 03:52 AM I'll spike your beer with Cosmic Cranberry Kombucha... What a good play on all these names, proving once again that lunacy is not inherited.
~Chelle~ |
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