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www dot god hates you dot com -(version update)
by Scott UtleyGood morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your flight
attendant speaking. Please fasten your seat belts.
The captain has asked me to remind you there is no
smoking permitted in the lavatories ... and to tell you,
we are going down.
Down!
Down!
Our fiery crash landing into the mountain range below us
should be relatively painless. The temperature at the site
our destination is a brisk sixty-nine degrees below zero.
Should you require special assistance disembarking this
plane, please do not hesitate to call upon your flight attendant.
Beverages and a continental breakfast will be served
promptly at 7:47 am at Heaven's gate located in the main
concourse, compliments of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Everyone is welcome to participate in this glorious meal
with the exception of Reverend Fredrick Phelps of
the Hillsboro Baptist Community Church, Topeka, Kansas,
sitting in row two, seat four. He is going to hell.
Hell!
Hell!
Because Mr. Phelps, www dot god hates you dot com.
Thank you for flying our friendly skies.
And have a nice day.
10/08/2007 Posted on 10/09/2007
Copyright © 2025 Scott Utley
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Laurie Blum on 10/09/07 at 04:00 PM This really made me laugh! Wonderfully done. I also love that you have someone being told they are going to hell... This is really really funny. Were you planning to write more under the god hates you dot com titles? It could be a series!! I would look forward to more |
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