isn't it funny
you gave that guy
the wrong
phone number
you know the one
that guy that
kept asking you
to dance and
wouldn't leave
you alone

bet you girls
just laughed
and laughed
at the thought
of him trying
to call you
and getting
someone else

well...that
someone else
is a tired mom
of three active
kids and he called
five times between
midnight and 2:30
this morning

just let me get
my hands on your
pretty little
necks, girlies

quit being such
vapid airheads
and tell the
poor little flies
who buzz around
your honey pot
that you only
put out if they
can afford the
emotional baggage
that comes with
those fake boobs
dyed hair and
war paint

i used to be young
and hot and
had guys asking
me out too
but i just
said no and
smiled politely
i didn't lead
them on with
seductive smiles
and flirty lashes
only to force someone
none of you knows
to drop kick
them in the groin

06/25/2007

Author's Note: crystal does not live here...so quit friggin calling!

Posted on 06/25/2007
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