You can run,but you can't move your house!
by Johnny CrimsonSo this is finally it, you pussy.
I made my way
to her house.
Obviously she has a boyfriend right?
It's not like
he fucking lives there though.
I found a much better picture
of "perfect",
with T&A and all that.
I had to cut out
my girls figure,
now I'm stuck with only a
1/4 inch of polaroid
I decided to walk there,
because it takes longer
and the streets just smelled like halloween.
I remember the first time I saw her,
she looked like a mouseketeer
going through puberty.
It really sucks
being on the non-agressive end
of the zodiac.
Why should you be the one with all the courage?
A block from your house I found a girl in a dumpster.
She was crying and whining,
and all kinds of nonsense.
I guess I'll comfort her pathetic ass tonight.
Besides, she almost looks like you.
05/20/2007