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One ,or the other!
by Johnny CrimsonI took a picture
of a picture
of your best friend
While waiting for
The Other One
to undress
It was just a headshot
But I really wish I knew her
from the neck down
Here's to your clitoral debut
Whoever that was with
I want to prop hold her up in the shower
And rip apart denim with my teeth
Now Boring is ready to go
As She performs no slides
and no sucks
Not even a hint of slobbering generosity
Over way before it began
I can't even cum
and it used to be because of the pills
She thinks god lives in a dairy queen
and diets should be frozen treats
with names like
french vanilla heart attack
And my foots bigger than my ass
As soon as Thing was air-lifted off of me
I heard her waddle down the hall
I could'nt do it anymore
So I picked up the photograph
and headed for the door
Honey I'm headed to church
Papas gone huntin' tonight
You can have my body
But I'll fuck your friend 05/16/2007 Posted on 05/17/2007
Copyright © 2025 Johnny Crimson
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Anne Boulender on 05/17/07 at 03:14 AM "you can (fill in the blank) my body baby, but please don't you (fill in the blank) my friend" that shouldn't be funny to me, but it is.
nice job describing how repulsive we are reduced to being. who puts us there? i don't think its always ourselves like other people say. it depends who wins the prize though. i like the 5th and 7th "stanzas" the best. |
| Posted by Anita Mac on 05/20/07 at 03:39 PM Funny when we're still going through the motions even though we've begun to loathe the other person. Raw and real. I particularly like the last bit. |
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