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Toothpaste

by Dave Fitzgerald

You have saved me from gum disease
And reduced my cavities.
You have blessed me, with the lack
Of that nasty thing called plaque.

You help me keep my teeth all white.
I'm proud to flash my smile so bright.
I do not hide them when I sing
Because me teeth have become my "Bling".

I've fallen for your stripey charms,
Because you keep me safe from harm.
You saved me from a whiffy hell
And given me a minty smell.

02/28/2007

Posted on 02/28/2007
Copyright © 2026 Dave Fitzgerald

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 02/28/07 at 05:09 AM

"Because me teeth have become my "Bling"." I enjoyed this very much. Thank you.

Posted by Gregory R Schelske on 03/06/07 at 06:35 PM

Brilliant. Why didn't I think of this? I might have a go at a toothpaste poem, myself. Do you mind?

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