Berry Krisbis
Blessed Kwaadza
Happy Dew Year, too.

Sadta Couldda brought be coal-
idstead, he brought the flu.

So I'll be waitig by the hearth
for Jolly Old Saidt Dick
to give hib by eterdal thagks
for bakig be so sick;

ad if I play by cards well,
pour the right words id his ear,
thed baybe he will bless be
with a lubp of coal dext year.

12/06/2005