I wrote all of these at one time or another.
Yours for smiles.
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He not only had room for dessert, he had a suite.
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He who dissipates is lost.
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The math teacher divided his class.
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In designer styles this year, belly buttons
are both in and out.
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At work, Eddie always brown bagged lunch.
Since he was a very religious person he ate
lunch every work day in a nearby church.
Was he being sack religious?
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They lived in a house of ill dispute.
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To many couples making love is not a large part of
of there marriage. It's just a little part.
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So many drivers today are hooked on phoneics.
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A Dietician is a hipnotherapist.
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The nudist colony could barely make ends meet.
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A male crab is a claw dad.
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The International Association Of Professional Jugglers
held a championship competition. It was a tossup as
to who won.
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Little Sir Echo is full of double talk.
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Rain is the Lords tears over what humanity has done
to his creations.
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Did Nero fiddle and roam while his wife burned?
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He drinks martini's. He likes his drinks gineric.
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There are a few things that really bug me.
riding motorcycles is one of them.
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Adam loved a good rib tickler.
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In this modern age it takes a lot of Jack to survive.
Jack Daniels.
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A camcorder is a has been.
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When my wife cooks leftovers,
she commits stewicide.
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A troll hides in the bushes alongside of a busy
highway.  When a pretty girl passes by he runs
out and pats her on the derriere.
He is the highway pat troll.
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The deaf are handy with words,  the blind have
a feel for them.
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When I look at my wife I see a vision of
a beautiful tree.  A pear tree.
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San Francisco is considering installing rest rooms
in various tourist areas throughout the city,
complete with handy crap parking spaces.
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The Navy says: "Any port in a storm."
I would rather storm with some port.
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The home builder and his girlfriend did some
sheet rocking.
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The tire repairman lived in a flat.
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If you walk like a duck and act like a duck,
you need a Doc.
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Listen and listen
then listen again.
No way can you learn
while rattling a chin.
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My doctor asked if I had been following
his advice to eat a low cal diet. I replied,
"To the fullest! ." Lower California has
some exceptional restaurants.
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In the cities parking is such street sorrow.
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02/24/2006

Posted on 02/25/2006
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