These are all things I wrote at one time
or another.

I will make additions to them now and then.
Yours for smiles....Charlie
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I said aye aye
For the skipper and I,
Eye to eye,
Saw eye to eye,
Eyed the storm
With a critical eye
And sailed into the storms eye.
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I know when I go to hell
It won't be below
For I have raised hell.
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He rated the rate but didn't rate the rate.
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His mission was a mission to a mission.
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I don't know if what I say is on the level
but is my understanding you use a level to
level a level.
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Clothes close to the closed lid of a hamper
hamper a hamper.
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No more for him, he is the desiccated driver.
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Bush has us bushed.
I think we've been tushed.
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If Jackie owned donkeys,
would Jackie own asses?
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I think it's a disgrace for one of the
largest computer companies in the world
To advertise it's rest room use.
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If the Egyptians put mummies in pyramids,
what did they do with daddies?
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Now days the girls on the beach have the
world on a string.
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A man should have three things. a close
mouth, an open mind, and enough money
to ignore the first two.
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The young and old are going to pot, each
in their own way.
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The elder nudist could barely get around.
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The Arabian people have a lot of grit.
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A beauty operators job is very tressful.
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In days gone by it was
hippy this and hippy that.
I thought hippy
was misplaced fat.
Maybe it was,
need I explain?
Maybe it was fat
where there should be brain.
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At Waikiki beach Hawaii, there are
red tails in the sunset to be seen.
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A day spent at the barbershop
is a dis-tressing experience.
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I enjoy writing poet tree, I hope loggings
not to be.
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When I leave this world place me in the
casket face down, so all of my enemys can
kiss my arse.
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May the blue bird of happiness spit on your
head.  (I had to keep it clean)
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02/14/2006

Posted on 02/14/2006
Copyright © 2026 Charles E Minshall

I know when I go to hell
It won't be below
For I have raised hell.