Elephants enjoy music, elephants
drink lots of water, hence
massive quantities of urine
will rain from a sky
full of religiously correct
elephant penis spouts.

Opinion?

Privatized piss
will be defined as water
by frogs in the soup
singing elephant approved melodies,
completely unaware
of their boiling status.

Elephants enjoy this.

11/14/2005

Author's Note: I should clarify - I'm thinking largely of neo-elephants in high places. I tend to cherish my elephant friends and family, even if I disagree with their elephant talk.

Posted on 11/15/2005
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