Place all requests in the form of absolute desperation(hand written,
red ink, preferably printed) and attach them to your nearest clock face
(only clear tape will be accepted for this).
Create an illusion that time is overly abundant (but just for you),
run around trying to accomplishimpossible tasks in a fraction of a second
and maintain a healthy level of sanity (absolutely no
sleep eradicating drugs allowed for this step).
Take a simple task (long delayed and now quite arduous),
insert frustration, anger, misery, paranoia, etc. into task and let them
nag at you for a good fourteen hours (you don't have
anywhere close to that much time, but still). By this point
taking a loaded shotgun to your head sounds good, doesn't it?
I recommend this all in jest, but then again I'm not the lazy
one who couldn't be bothered to do what I was told to when I had time,
now am I?

12/05/2004

Author's Note: I was sitting in the library and thinking about how it was very likely that all the college students there had put off their studies until a week before finals. Funny really...

Posted on 12/06/2004
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