The fun loving criminal always winds up dead
with a few bullets stuck in his head.
Not only did he rip off the mob
but walked out on doing his real job.
He ran out on his 3 kids
and his dog all tripping out on acid.
He ran out on his wife of 4 years
now her brothers showing him all his fear.
He got hunted down one Saturday night
and Bessie's brother Ronnie's going to make it right.
He got a hacksaw and a hammer or two
and he's going to make a new asshole for you.
He's got a ice pick to clean your toes
and he's got the cure for all her woes.
He's got a gerbil and a PVC pipe
and then you're going to understand the gerbil, hype!

06/17/1999

Posted on 12/16/2003
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