Yeah, yeah that's it...
Don't give me that bullshit
Naw, naw, that's not a telephone booth.
that's just Johnny law with a golden tooth.
What? What was that?
Naw, a pig don't drive wearing a baseball hat.
Where, Where we're they then?
and when had they been?
Really? Really all that high
and the dude really didn't die?
Man, that's the killer of them all
like the blues brothers down at the mall.
* Shit, not in this life
I now declare you husband and wife
How? How could it be you?
Well dear, His eye's we're blue.
Huh? You really mean that?
Naw, I told you, She's not that fat.
Hefty, is hefty the word?
Man, you are an insensible curd.
What the fuck?!? You almost wrecked my car!
Sorry bro.,. I couldn't skid that far
and besides I was writing this down
Since I got to drive to the next town...

06/17/1999

Posted on 12/16/2003
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