"Piss on the wall and make your statement for all to see.
Will we listen? Depends on how creativly loud you pee..."

"The thoughts that run through my mind are random thoughts that take up the
time that occupies my mind while it's not thinking about better things like
Sex and God."

"Hate seems immoral, but so many people do it.
So upon our environment, I guess hate has become accepted
in our belittling society."

"Fuck life, it's death that makes it all worth living for."

"People who find orgasms as a form of escape must enjoy masturbation to no
extent."

"Your darkened eyes hold no meaning and offer no surprise."

"Oh forgive me lord for I have righted the wrongs of humanity. I was born
into a biological conspiracy, I know, but isn't life just another cross
to bear?"

"Covered in darkness, No dreams, Groping for that little thing that will induce
your sleep. Boredom cannot fulfill my need to push me over the edge of the
dark hazy maze of my dreams."

"A chair. A dark room. Sitting alone, So quiet. Peaceful almost. Candles.
You enter and disrobe. Tempting me with your fruit of passion. All I can
think of is "I always want what I can't have." No peace, No tranquillity,
Only petty torment. No love, No embrace Only me and my dark room with my
chair and a shroud of sleepy loneliness."

"Nicotine, Caffeine, Strychnine and even a dose of Neoprene, all of these still reside in my carcass even after my ejaculation of vomit from the noisy void called a mouth are the only comforts of an ill forgotten nightmare. Only to
be left upon the doorstep of fate to correct my ill fated fantasy"

"Words, Evil all of them. All of them have wronged us at sometime by someone
who knew how to use those words better then you. All evil. The pen is mightier than the sword, Words are what will be the downfall of all humanity."

"I stare into the sky and dream of freedom, Contempt rolls over my eyes as I think of the physical boundaries that cannot be overcome without that one ounce of will. The ounce of will that would save humanity, That one ounce of will could avalanche any force..."

"General discomfort is favored over selective pleasure."

"The over helpful cop will always get you nailed."

"I'm a man without time, I forgot my watch."

"Loves a roller coaster, One minute your on the triple loop of happiness and next your screaming on the drop to hell."

"Cursive writing is a pretty way of making shit look representable."


"Daddy might not have been the smartest person in the world, but he sure taught me a thing or two" "Jesus needs more guy friends" "They are just going to imitate you, so be on your best behavior." "Nail me to my cross and call me your own personal Jesus." "Life is just one big Video game" "If ignorance is bliss, then you must be multi orgasmic" "If I'm supposed to care, aren't you supposed to give me a reason?" "I'm not scared of death...I could use a vacation" "I'm like a trashy romance novel. Easy to throw away" "No surprise guys, I despise lies." "A lover not a fighter, never a minute man, but an All nighter" "You fill that hole in my heart like my tire fills a pothole" "If I'm supposed to be there for you, who's going to be there for me?" "I had to fake an orgasm, it was that bad" "What do you mean that wasn’t aspirin?" "Was that a cop or a minivan with ski racks?" "If Hamsters could talk, his would write a self help book" "Can't you people pull the diamonds from your ass and calm down?" "I thought I found my soul mate, when really I found my sexual equal" "I love so much, I give it away on sale" "If she was coming back, I'd be having nightmares already" "If I was here to amuse you, I'd be wearing f'n clown shoes" "Love is like rain, when it comes, it washes the dirty away" "I love the smell of rain. It reminds me of her" "Winter mornings are like women.. Cold until you get used to them" "I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold and Bitter or is it Black and sweet? Oh, no. It's Mocha and makes my spoon stand up it’s so sweet" "I used to write for you, now I write for her…in the future" "Desperation is like Masturbation... You're only screwing yourself" "You can touch me. I don't bite...hard."" --All quotes by Aaron Howard

06/17/1999

Author's Note: this is just a file I toss all the little one liners and quotes that caught my ear.. some just distil a moment down to a phrase..

Posted on 12/16/2003
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