The party of the century is going on
and I'm stuck here till the early dawn.
I thought I was the king shit in a jail cell
but a nurse showed me the real version of hell.
So I applied for my quick and speedy appeal
but that wasn't how they were to really feel.
So I ended up in lock down.
Stuck naked in a paper gown.
The party of the year
is finally here
and I'm on lock down
in a paper gown.
No talking shit or attitude to give
since in this cell I have to live.
I know in just hours Ill be free
and the daylight I'm going be able to see
but for right now, the party rages on
till the light of the early dawn.
and since I wanted to be a jackass
I have to sit and let the hours pass.
I have to serve all this time locked down
since I bucked wild and got stuck with a gown.
So Mr. Deputy give me a fucking correspondence
since I need to pass away my creeping sentence.
Sitting here waiting for the paperwork
and the O.K. from some fucking clerk.
So let me out! I got shit to do
since the hours I got left are running few
but to no avail I'm stuck till after the show.
I don't give a fuck.. even though I really wanted to go.

06/17/1999

Posted on 12/16/2003
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