I read in the paper today. A woman was eaten by her plants
and fifteen Gorilla's jumped the fence and started to dance.
23 women robbed a crack dealer named Fred
and Regan's brain for the last 10 years has been dead.
While a 23 year old was smothered by his bed.

Alien's landed in Yellow stone park
but were kicked out, since it was after dark.
I'm the stupid sort who believes all he reads.
Forgetting everyone else's meager needs.
I also read that a man was killed by his Poodle
and that 15 people were raped by a crazed noodle.

12/16/2003