To make you laugh and merry is all I desire
and without laughter I would have no one to admire.
I ponder, banter and run amuck all day long
and even for a little luck I can sing a song.

Luck, Luck, Luck, Everybody's really lucky!

So let me tell you a story of a man and his horse,
Since he didn't know that his nag could steer a steady course.
He rode one night and fell asleep on his gallant steed
When it walked off a cliff ended up being most dreadful indeed!
He awoke skittering in mid flight
With his horse in a terrible fright
So they landed in a swirling river far below
and they found the water to be too shallow..
the man tuned into canned spam
while the fish soon grazed upon the canned ham.

The horse being of heavy weight but wide berth
just sat there in the puddle giggling with mirth
so don't think that the horse won't laugh at your dismay
since all you tend to feed him is rotten hay.
An apple a day will keep the horses anger at bay
and you better watch out what a horse considers play.

06/07/1999

Posted on 12/16/2003
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