She used to be mine, but now she's his
and when it comes to love it's only biz.
For he's my best friend and she was mine
except she didn't look so damn fine.
now she exercises and rides a bike
and she's not bitching about a 5 mile hike.
She said she hated the outdoors
and the closet she'd got to camping was hardwood floors.

12/02/1999

Posted on 12/16/2003
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