Some people get their rocks off in a shopping mall.
My case is worse, I have habitual free fall.
Other people pass the day at work,
sitting in a bank or as a clerk.
I sit high above the clouds biding my time.
My jobs so easy, It should be a crime.
Seeing everything from up here, it's all so small.
Jumping out of a perfectly good plane is free fall.
So while the world spins underneath
if this shroom don't open, I'm worm meat.

06/14/1999