In the parking lot waiting by the phone
sitting here at midnight, all alone.
Waiting for a return page or someone to show
and my impatience is really starting to grow.
Cars pull up and people go into the store
while I sit here and deal with my daily chore.

Waiting for my man, with 25 dollars in my hand
I'm waiting for my man..

cuz scoring is my only plan.
So I'm sitting here just wasting away my time
and the rest of humanity considers me a crime.
They say I'm wasting my life away smoking my weed
then I look at their life filled with sickness and greed.
So you tell me which is better and which is worse.
Sitting around getting fat, or biking with a little purse?
So you tell me who is to blame for the downfall in life.
You on your fat ass or me on my bike.
I'm tired of you all trying to say that I'm societies downfall
just cuz I choose not to go and hang out in the local mall.
I'm tired of you all saying I'm the drudge of the modern society
just because I'm of the garden stoner variety.
Well back to the matter at hand
since I'm still here waiting for my man.
His car rolls up, tunes always thumping
with some song screaming about doggie-style humping'
He gets out with his gear always tucked in the back
and I'm like you don't need no 45 to sell a sack.
Any who I get my fat little q and dip on down the triazail
since it seems this week my man is having a sale.
He hooked me up fat and I must agree
that he's gonna see allot more of me!

10/20/2003

Posted on 10/20/2003
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