She could seduce any man she wanted
and all her charms she flaunted.
She would run around like a queen
even when she felt like being mean.
She would just take your drink
and occasionally she'd think.
She'd use up all your time
and she'd spend your very last dime.
She would come over and smoke your stash
and with your parents she'd always clash.
She'd ruin your holidays with her mere presence
and then tell you what's in all the presents.
She's drive you mad with her sarcasm
and all the guys, oh she had um.
She would sleep around like a slut puppy cat
and men would get some just for a cute hat.
She would torture her poor boy toy men
and they wouldn't even know what really happened.
She would never tip the bartender
since that saved more for her bender.
She would spit them out like phlegm
and that's how easy it was for her to use each of them.

10/20/2003

Posted on 10/20/2003
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