Mumble, Mumble, Snore, Snore
Sleeping with you has become such a chore.
I'm not really sure what you do,
but this is something you already knew.
When you walk in your sleep,
or when you scream our 'Creep!'
I don't care if you're dreaming or not,
it's worse than some evil plot.
A plan to rob me of my rest and dreams.
When I awake to hear your bloody screams.
So damn, take a pill, drink a quart,
cuz my patience is running short.
This shit gets on your nerves when you can't get away
and you feel what you have is too rude to say
but fuck that shit, those days are gone,
getting woken 15 times before dawn.
It isn't my job to baby-sit your snoring self,
so why don't you go stuff is on a shelf.
It isn't my job and I'm not getting paid,
and there only so far I'll go to getting laid
This shit is worse than dripping water on my head,
having your noisy ass snoring in my bed.

10/20/2003

Posted on 10/20/2003
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