Welcome to drug headquarters, the phone never stops ringing here
So just let me make this point abundantly clear..
No cops, Narcs, or underage teens..
Hey, that isn't a radio hidden in the crotch of your jeans?!?
Speak up son, we need to know what you want..
and fill out this paper work and tell us your favorite haunt..
You want the reds, white or blues?
Come one son, we aint got that much time to choose..
You want the hash, the opium or crack?
We got the women too, even the ones that like to smack.
We got all you could ever want, and then we got this..
It's called purple kush, northern cross-strain crystalis..
this will make your head spin and your pants drop..
will turn you into a quadriplegic bunny, trying to hop.
One hit of this potent purple and you won't stop..
so, just one last question, You sure your not a cop?
Whats that down there in your sock?
and why do you have a key that fits a handcuffs lock?

09/11/2003

Posted on 09/11/2003
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