Holding this key in my hand
i feel a power previously unknown
a surge of strength runs through me
starting at the tip of my fingers
and accelerating though my arms
into my chest and my body
my head seems to lift up
i am above everyone else
in control the locks
i let them in
or keep them out
i can tell them to form a straight line
and wait until *I* am ready
no one can tell me what to do now
for I hold the key
the key to the locks
the locks are my strength
no one can break them
only I can control them,
they will listen to me
I am proud and I stand tall
now I'm better than them
i've waited oh so long
for this singular moment
now no one can stop me
i'm on my way in
to open the bathroom.

02/26/2002

Author's Note: I honestly don't even remember writing this it was so long ago. :) But it's hilarious! I found it while looking through my archives...

Posted on 02/14/2003
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