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I bought a tube of fixodent
And smeared it on my car,
But it didn't fix a dent
Any better than would tar.

But it can bite an apple
At least that's what they say,
We're gonna try it
Later on today.

I fed my car the apple
It really gummed it up,
All the dang ads I think
Mainly are corrupt.
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06/30/2002

Posted on 06/30/2002
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