It isn't a party unless the man shows up
and if you got the bottle, he's got the cup.

He's the man with the vials and the plan
and we all have come to call him, the Zig zag man.
He dodges the cops with the two warrants on his head
and he swears before he goes to jail, he'll wind up dead.
He shows up at the party at 10 till 3
and shows up with a garbage bag full of ecstasy.
He'll bank your woman after he gives he 3 pills
and even he knows how crack kills.
He'll grab your c.d. book out of your room
and on his horizon is this impending doom.
So he thinks he's all up and on the plan
Since he even thinks he's the Zig zag man.
He'll roll it, smoke it, shoot it, boot it
and if it comes to your room and you're gone, he'll loot it.
He isn't fucking around, he's all about his
since apparently it's all about taking care of the biz.
So don't fuck around and think you won't catch a cap
since if you rob that motherfucker you'll be taking a dirt nap.

01/16/2002

Posted on 01/16/2002
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