yes i know you were busy and had many important things to do that kept you from shwoing up but you would've come if you'd had the time because you really wanted to but you had things to do and no other time to do them in and we'll get lunch some other time I swear because you feel really bad and you want to make it up to me but the stars weren't right today and your soul was being crushed by the existential angst surrounding your metaphysical reality and lunch doesn't really exist anyway we've merely been socialized to believe lunch exists so you see it really doesn't matter that you missed lunch because you'd only be perpetuating the cognitive mythology that enslaves my being so really it's better this way for you've set me free from the illusory bonds of a perceptual delusion and I can see now you're right it's better we never ate lunch together yes I'm free now thank you

bitch

09/28/2001

Posted on 09/28/2001
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