vending machine pop tarts
vending machine orange juice
vending machine danish
another vending machine breakfast
as I walk through the halls
of these vending machine classes,
pausing only to eat
a vending machine lunch
as I work towards
my vending machine diploma
Friday night --
get some vending machine condoms
to use with a vending machine girlfriend
who knows? maybe we'll get married
have some vending machine kids
and live in a vending machine house
but that's too far away to think about
so I go to my vending machine job
where I eat a vending machine dinner
and talk to vending machine customers
and their vending machine problems
until finally the vending machine breaks
and I close my eyes
and end this vending machine life.

09/23/2001

Posted on 09/23/2001
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