Honestly.
12/24/2006 08:39 p.m.
Girls...
Honestly.

You've all been blinded by
The bright lights ; those silly movies.
Fooled by Disney's deceptive
Shading and Blending techniques.
Fairytales might have cut it

Cinderella never got her damn shoe back.
Let's be real.
What man would go door to door for anything?
Let alone a lifetime commitment.
In all likelyhood, he might put forth SOME effort...
But he'd end up at door number three
For a quickie.
(She wasn't even that good looking...but he wasn't partial.)


Lets talk about those shoes for a minute, too.
Those 'glass slippers'.
Do you really think that GLASS could withstand
All the weight of a semi-grown woman
Crunching them into the concrete steps she
Was racing down when the clock struck twelve?
Honestly.

If a guy can't call, he's not going to go knocking on doors.
Lifetime is a farce.
Disney is lying!
WAKE UP.
Nobody's coming.
NOBODY'S COMING!
Keep growing your hair, Rapunzel...
But I promise you,
Nobody's coming.




I am currently Bothered
I am listening to Parting Gift ; Fiona Apple