Upon Being Stung On The End Of Your ***** By A Bee .
10/08/2005 01:04 a.m.
Upon Being Stung On The End Of Your Prick By A Bee During A Round Of Golf. Your first shriek will attract the attention of the other players in the foursome who will wonder what the hell's the matter. When they find out, your further wild gesticulations will throw your golf playing opponents into fits of laughter especially as words of your desperate concern for the well being of your front tail reaches their ears. Take consolation that their game for the day will be ruined by the muscle strain occasioned by their continuous convulsive laughter and take the opportunity to bet heavily on yourself. And keep your fly closed.*

*J.P.Donleavy "The Unexpurgated Code"
I am currently Unsure
I am listening to ...and ignoring, the voice of reason.