pauley shore
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

The Pope
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Scientologists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

George Bush
Circle VII Burning Sands

Bill Gates
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

The New York Yankees
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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