I hereby declare today
07/11/2003 05:38 p.m.
*the day of Emily's infinite stupidity*

!!!

Yes, children, the stories are true. There is no visible end to my stupidity. If my stupidity could be measured in sandwiches, I could end world hunger. My stupidity uses the Empire State building for a toothpick. The bum of Jennifer Lopez' pants would be too snug for my stupidity.

Why am I allowed to talk?
I am currently Stupid
I am listening to the click, crash, bam of my stupidity