very important announcement
06/24/2003 11:41 p.m.
What ho? Could it possibly be true? Dost mine ears decieve me?

No, friends. They dostn't. Um. Don't.

Today... me... Emily G... nineteen years and one week old... got...

MY LEARNER'S PERMIT.

It is NOT a rumor. It is not an urban legend. It is not toothfaerie/santa/easterbunny-esque.

It's true. It's ALL true, my friends. Do not turn away in disbelief. Accept it. Let the truth wash over you, enter your nostrils and mouths and... ear... holes... erm... yeah.

And then like... shall and 'tis and 'twas and 'twixt and 'tween and twain and shouldest and wouldest and hither and thither and saist and begotten and . . . all those other words we don't use anymore.

Um. Uh huh.

(p.s. having a spiffy ID and all... I also purchased my first tobacco product today... just to have... to flash around... smoking is so dumb... but I'm SO old enough and lisenced enough to do it... gosh, I'm 12)
I am currently Silly
I am listening to Jimmy Fallon singing in my brother's room