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Vince Blake Must Be Stopped

by Terry Olynik

Have you noticed
The "Recent Top Rated Member Poetry" list
In the last few weeks?

This may well be Vinny "The Goat" Blake
Who ran crooked dice games
Up and down the northeast.


Seriously.

01/24/2010

Author's Note: Keep an eye out for Amie Golda as well. I sense vote-buying, coercion and possibly voodoo.

Posted on 01/24/2010
Copyright © 2024 Terry Olynik

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Nanette Bellman on 01/24/10 at 07:55 AM

Nice Terry. LOL.

Posted by Ava Blu on 01/24/10 at 08:19 AM

hahahaha No one can touch Vince. Some people have "it" and most don't.

Posted by Michael Smith on 01/24/10 at 08:30 AM

Hmmm... I'm sense you are right, Terry. Vince is having the sort of success we usually see from the Gregory O'Neill's, and the Charlie Morgan's and the Elizabeth Jill's and the Alison McKenzie's and the Laura Doom's and so many other fabulous poets that deserve to be mentioned... and I'll let you in on a secret, Amie Golda was introduced to Pathetic by Vince Blake! There is definitely a conspiracy going on... and, I've seen other people frequenting the Top 10 lately... like that crafty Rachel Bennett and that mysterious Therese Boling (though Therese has been around for a long time)! There's a whole slew of these young-in's and they are conspiring and taking over! Maybe they just have money and are paying the more notorious members for their words...

Posted by Laura Doom on 01/24/10 at 01:02 PM

Yay -- string him up by the iambs and cut out his internal rhymes...
Conspiracy theorists should be canonised (or is that cauterized?)
Michael; I'm a/bemused...what are the criteria you've devised to define 'success'? I guess durability is one I'd have to concede :>

Posted by Joe Cramer on 01/24/10 at 04:39 PM

...wonderful! Perhaps I should just stop throwing it all against the wall, y'all, and waiting for what drips down....

Posted by Clara Mae Gregory on 01/24/10 at 05:26 PM

Indeed I have noticed! lol and enjoyed every word :)

Posted by V. Blake on 01/24/10 at 06:27 PM

This has got to be the biggest laugh I have ever gotten out of this site. Adding this to my favorites for sure.

Posted by Therese Elaine on 01/24/10 at 07:04 PM

You doped these horses out pretty damn well Terry...thank you for giving me the first laugh of the morning!!!

Posted by Kristina Woodhill on 01/24/10 at 11:57 PM

ahahahahahhaa - like trying to stop a flood, a named hurricane, a perfect storm.... good luck, Terry!

Posted by Amie Golda on 01/25/10 at 01:36 AM

Oh. My. gosh. This totally made my day! Best compliment/condemnation I've ever gotten...LOL
And to be thrown in with Vince?! I'm in hot water for sure!
And thanks Michael, for spilling the beans on our conspiracy ;)

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